Yebay and Snakes

There was an auction going on but instead of selling an item, like on Ebay, on the computer, people brought their items to this one person's house hoping that there's would be the winner. It made much more sense in my dream last night. The house I went to was filled with odd artifacts and artwork. I don't remember what I was trying to sell. I kept going into stranger's homes and most of them were like warehouses. I was walking someone home to their warehouse and saw something in the road, or maybe in someone's trunk. I touched it and all of a sudden a snake started growing out of my foot. It was scary. It kept hissing at people. I tried getting it to go down. Sometimes it would and sometimes it would grow incredibly long. It was skinny and it was coming out of my middle toe.

Eyes

Ever since Little One was born, I've had "dry eyes." It's a symptom from the hormone change and it's very painful. For me, when I wake in the morning, it's like my eyelid is sandpaper. I can't open my left eye until I blink, without opening my eye, to lubricate it - if you can imagine that. So last night I woke up screaming in the middle of the night. I thought the tail end of some plastic lodged into my eye. I think what happened is that I opened my eye real fast and it was dry and I scratched my eye somehow. Eye drops didn't help. My eye was so bloodshot it looked like pink eye.

I just want this to go away.

Super Powers

I remembered it so clearly when I woke up this morning. I knew I should have written it down, but I just couldn't get pen to paper. Here's the just of it:

There was a team of people and we had super powers. We were fighting off bad guys. Such a typical situation, but we kept flubbing up. We couldn't control our powers the way we wanted them to (or maybe this is just how I'm interpreting it because it's how I'm feeling). It was long and intense. I don't remember what the ultimate goal of our group was but we had to learn how to maximize our superpowers.

April Fool's

I had to work on billing with my boss. He kept having trouble trying to figure out his time on this one particular day. It was a Tuesday and he couldn't figure out what he did. He had a hanging file of different stars - Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson and the last one said "Let them eat cake". He kept trying over and over again to figure out what he did, and he couldn't. It turned out that his friends were playing a prank on him because the day he couldn't figure out was April 1st. Another lawyer in the office was trying to help him retaliate and created these display boards that were part of the retaliation plot.

Last night's dream - Auditions and Buses

I was running auditions for some event that I was in charge of. There were thousands of people that came to audition. My own kids (a teenage daughter and a teenage son) were auditioning as well. One boy had pushed my daughter in the chest and when I kicked him ot I was being accused of bias. The audition process went very slowly. When I got to the second round I was very inclusive and didn't really want to get rid of anybody. The thing they were auditioning for was for that day, but the audition process was extremely lengthy. I think I just saw the same group over and over again.

Then I was on a bus and I wasn't sure what was going on. My co-worker called me because she had to go out to Brecksville and was lost and her car broke down and my bosses wouldn't pay for a cab to get her back to the office even though it was work related. The bus driver kept changing and I couldn't figure out how to get her back home. I was on a desktop computer, yet I was still on the bus. The bus driver was letting another bus around us and I was sitting all the way in the back. As the other bus was coming around it scared the bejezus out of me. Then we were sitting in a cul-de-sac and the bus started again. It had been waiting for its route to start. As we started going, outside the bus I saw some workers. There was a train track and some trees. At first I thought they were putting asphalt into the train tracks but they were mulching the trees. There was at least 4 feet of mulch around each trees.

Friday Night's Dream - Tents and a Meeting

We were at a meeting, me and my family. Everyone there had been camping out, but we hadn't realized it was an overnighter. We decided that had we known it was an overnighter, we would have camped out too. There was one person who had an octagonally-shaped pelt that was enormous and the same shaped pad that was underneath it and she was cleaning them up. We went into the meeting and they were raffling off something. I just knew that if I had won it, it would be the book that I already have.

The Wedding and The Roloffs

I got married to my friend Tim, whom, in real life, is a friend of mine that I used to bicycle with. On our wedding night we were in his apartment on his bed and we were looking at receipts. He wouldn't consummate the marriage for some reason. Tim Daly, my ex, was in the apartment too, as well as some girl. We were all good friends. Tim Daly was mad that I got married to my friend Tim and he wanted me for himself. We were supposed to go on our honeymoon the next day, but we couldn't find our tickets or passports. I searched and searched and then found them.

I was in a car with 2 or 3 girls. We went up this steep stone driveway to someone's house. Tim (my new husband) was there, but was distrustful. Tim Daly was there too. Someone was injured and we needed to get them help. We got back in the car and drove to the neighbor's house. It was the steepest stone driveway I had ever seen. It was almost a 90 degree angle and I just kept thinking when we went up both of those driveways that I was glad I didn't live there in the winter. We got in the house and it turned out it was the Roloffs, from the show, Little People, Big World. Amy Roloff and I sat down at her table and I told her how I looked up to her and what a wonderful mother she was. She was humble and said, oh, the girl on the show, yea, a lot of people say that, and she didn't want to take credit for anything. I asked her if I could see her house because I thought it was beautiful. It wasn't like it was on the show. It was ginormous with huge ceilings and a balcony on the second floor overlooking the first floor. The Roloffs didn't want company, they just wanted everyone to leave. Nobody else got that but me so I did my best to usher everyone out, but more people kept pouring in.

Then I got a page on my beeper and I tried calling the number back but I couldn't figure out how to read it because it went on for more then one screen. Tim (my new husband) was once again distrustful. It was a hospital calling. As I was trying to figure out how to make the call we walked into the hospital room where the doctor was sitting.

And that's how long my dreams have been lately - and that one is missing a bunch of detail - but that's what I can remember when I don't have the kids at home and I wake up a bunch in the morning expecting them to get up any minute or when I can take the time to digest my dream.

Sweet dreams all.